I have been following the fate of the ugly tree and note that a while ago it was treeknapped by a slightly deranged chainsaw weilding nutcase and we havent had the final installment or any news as to the well being of said prisoner or progression of freedon talks on that front? Im very concerned, as its such a good photgraphic subject I feel you owe her a duty to press for release.
I have rolled the "ugly tree" in a rug and bundled it into the back of a Bedford van.. I am takeing it across the border where you will never find her again.. I will be intouch with further instructions re. ransom ... Don't call the coppers, If you do I will know and the "ugly tree" will get hurt